Today's Productivity Killer - Governor of Poker - Challenge various opponents to poker as you stroll around this old west town. Win at poker and you'll win their property, too. It's kind of like Monopoly for gamblers.
Stavenhagen's Food Pawn Shop with Steve Buscemi, Tracy Morgan and Will Ferrell - Will the bad economy come to this? Selling food for money?
Baby Shower - Pregnant women can be pretty sensitive, so... you know, don't say anything stupid at that baby shower. You probably will though. Man, you're dumb.
Fireball Tennis - immerse the tennis ball in a flammable substance, light it, serve it.