Today's Productivity Killer - Rodent Tree Jump - Become King of the Rodents by manipulating 4 rodents who drop from a tree onto your spring board thingy, then using your skill to direct their angle of flight when you sling them forward like just so much dead weight.
Wow: we just gotta' check out this ebay slot machine when we're in Vegas next.
iPhone Nerd Strikes Back - some dude standing in line waiting to be one of the first to purchase the latest iPhone owns a reporter who attempts to make fun of him.